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TaxmanSomewhere there's a drunk spending an hour of my wages to give himself cancer and cirrhosis of the liver; while his son is denied a piece of candy. If only he'd die; that kid would have a chance at the life he deserves.Taxman
Then again, if the drunk had cancer he'd need treatment. Which would also be removed from my pocket. Universal healthcare works well; it keeps idle people alive while the rest are worked to death.
Here's to the Taxman; why don't you buy the kid some candy?
by ~ghbatt
Feels like homeThere's a song playing on the radio Someone laughingFeels like home
Bacon sizzling in the pan There's a guinea pig in the run A girl sitting in the shed Music that is too loud There's a boy on his bike A piano playing A father reading a newspaper There are three girls In two bunk beds And it's gone two in the morning But they have too much to say to sleep. And it feels like home to me.
by ~writerchick91
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"After a troublesome expedition into the chinese jungle, one of the men of the mission gets lost. Three weeks have passed and his only food has been some wild fruits and plants that he finds. Now, he is weak, tired and he has been sleeping inside caves or under trees.
One afternoon, he finds an old house between the trees, almost entirely covered by a huge vine. It's the only building in the area and the smoke that is coming out from the chimney indicates that the owner of the house is at home.
Without hesitation, he comes close to the house and knocks on the door. A very old chinese man, with a beard that almost touches the floor, comes out and greets him. Then, this old man asks the traveler: "What do you want?"
The traveler responded: "I have been lost for almost three weeks. I haven't been able to sleep or eat since then. I would thank you, eternally, if you could give me some food and a bed, only for tonight."
The chinese elder thinks for a moment and then says: "I will offer you food and I will let you sleep in my house, but with a condition: DO NOT TOUCH MY GRANDAUGHTER"
The traveler was terribly exhausted and hungry, and accepted: "I promise that I won't cause any trouble to you. Tomorrow by the early morning I will leave"
"Very well, but if I ever discover that you didn't keep your promise I will apply you the three worst Chinese tortures that the world has ever seen!"
"Don't worry, you have my word of honor" said the man as he entered the house. Besides, he was wondering what kind of woman could live with such a cranky old man in the middle of the jungle?
That night, after taking a bath, the traveler went downstairs for dinner. It was there when he saw her. The grandaughter of the chinese old man was an incredibly beautiful young woman, gorgeous just like a pearl. He couldn't remove his gaze from her, neither she could from him.
After dinner and when everybody was in their respective bedrooms, the traveler came out from his bedroom and went towards the one of the grandaughter. He spent almost all the night with her, trying to remain as silent as he could. After finishing, he returned to his room, thinking: "man, after this heavenly experience, I'm willing to endure ANY chinese torture"
The next morning, he felt a terrible weight resting on his chest, and he woke up. When he opened his eyes, he discovered a huge rock on top of him. On one of the sides of the rock, an inscription could be read: "Chinese Torture 1: A 70 kilogram rock on your chest"
"What a silly and innocent torture!" he thought as he removed the rock and threw it over the open window.
Just before the rock abandoned his fingers, he could see another inscription: "Chinese Torture 2: The rock is tied to your left testicle"
The rock was already falling and the rope was starting to stretch... Desperate, the man decided to jump after the rock as he thought: "From this height, I will certainly break one of my legs, but I won't lose my nut"
He jumped and he was already in the air and falling, well past the window when he turned around to see that in the wall was a third inscription: "Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle, tied to one of the legs of the bed"
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"If mankind does not put an end to war, war will put an end to mankind" John F. Kennedy, Democrat
(espero no estar equivocada de dia jajajaja XD)
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Stairs going to heaven,
and hours of waiting the death,
but life is stronger than ever,
when you feel it will leave you there,
and trust your instincts and actions,
and live longer than death,
beacuse when death calls you down,
wisdome shall rise.
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Stairs going to heaven,
and hours of waiting the death,
but life is stronger than ever,
when you feel it will leave you there,
and trust your instincts and actions,
and live longer than death,
beacuse when death calls you down,
wisdome shall rise.
--
*Kaiba chan*
Waiting for you, my little angel ^w^, please come soon
I
tas enojaddooo? :C
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"Can these happy days go on forever, please?~"
BFO: ~Sof-Sof
Eh, claro que no!
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"No person deserves your tears; and the one that does won't make you cry" -Gabriel García Márquez
pfft. te aguantas no más XD
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"Can these happy days go on forever, please?~"
BFO: ~Sof-Sof
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--
Dante: "You hate people!"
Randal: "But I love gatherings! Is it not ironic?"
--Clerks; by Kevin Smith
Are you ready for chaos?
Blast in flames, Ranranunari!! [link]
Tan pronto como pueda lo subo, sí...
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"No person deserves your tears; and the one that does won't make you cry" -Gabriel García Márquez
Neee... con lo linda que es mi madre!!
Si no tienes tiempo no hace falta ke lo hagas, eh?? Ke el hecho de ke yo sea una vaga no signifca ke los demás no seáis gente ocupada!!
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Dante: "You hate people!"
Randal: "But I love gatherings! Is it not ironic?"
--Clerks; by Kevin Smith
Are you ready for chaos?
Blast in flames, Ranranunari!! [link]
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